Pick-up lines
Har kollat igen massa pick-up lines idag, här kommer några favoriter:
"Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?"
"I'm easy. Are you?"
you've been a bad boy. go to my room.
"You'll do"
im bored. take of your clothes
your clothes would look good next to my bed..fhuhfhwifewhi
you would look good naked in my bed
husband
i would look good naked in your bed. bättre : )
we would look good naked together
do you spit or swallow?
lie down. i think i love you
"Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?"
why dont you surprise me and come tonight?
denna kunde vi kört förra veckan "Help the homeless. Take me home with you."
"Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, "Hi Laura!" She says, "I'm not Laura!" And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, "But you sure feel like her!""
knulla?
killar alltså
"I'm sterile."
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
You -will- go home with me tonight.
"This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex."
Hey baby, I'll fuck you so well the NEIGHBORS will be having a cigarette when we're done.
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
"Do you wanna go back to my place, fuck, then never speak again? I do."
"Hi. I think your friend is really hot. Do you have a ride home or is it just going to be the three of us?"
Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
not enough
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I'm easy. Are you?
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I'm easy. Are you?
"I'm easy. Are you?"
"You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
"(Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?"
Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
"i'm drunk."
Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"
"If you were a booger I'd pick you first."
"What the hell are you looking at?"
Can you help me up? My dick is too big.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
You know what you and corn have in common? (No) Absolutely nothing! (laugh hysterically at yourself.)
You know what you and corn have in common? (No) Absolutely nothing! (laugh hysterically at yourself.)
I have big feet.
Want to see my stamp collection?
"Hey, do you like dancing? Go over there and dance so I can talk to your friend."
Bond. James Bond.
Kommer direkt från facebook chatten så orkar inte göra det fin och läsbart, haha.
Kommentarer
Postat av: luffi
Hey!
Fredag idag och vem gillar inte fredagar! Man blir så glad! Allt bra idag? Kram lilla Luffi
Postat av: Sarah
hahahhhhahahaha:DDD
fredag kväll, du kan ju ta o pröva några av dedär:D
hadebra!
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